Definitions of Designations in SDLC

Roshan Karki Anonymous

  • Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
  • Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  • On-site Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  • Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
  • Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
  • Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
  • Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
  • Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
  • Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
  • HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months

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